Christina (1985)
R0 NTSC DVD

Private Screening Collection
Director: Paco Lara
Writer: Harry Alan Towers
Starring: Jewel Shepard, Karin Schubert, Josephine Jacqueline Jones, Ian Sera.
Review by James Garfield


Christina Von Belle (Jewel Shepard) is a rich publishing-company heiress, whom, it is claimed in both the narration and the opening credits, has a series of internationally bestselling novels written about her. Christina’s lavish European lifestyle is interrupted when members of a lesbian separatist group (“We are the ultimate in women’s liberation”) kidnap her to use her as a sexual plaything. She escapes with a little help from her friends.

This early role for scream queen Jewel Shepard, according to her autobiography, was a nightmare for her, working far away from home while the filmmakers insisted she do nude scene after nude scene that hadn’t appeared in the script she read. Here’s Christina’s character arc: at the film’s beginning, she’s dancing in a disco in an open jacket with her breasts hanging out; at film’s end, she dances in the same disco completely naked. Writer/producer Harry Alan Towers is a veteran of high production-value softcore sexploitation just like this, and Christina was one of a series of films he produced for the Playboy Channel. Along with the beautiful actresses, we enjoy sumptuous scenery, including a scene where Jewel flashes the camera while standing in front of the Eiffel Tower.

 
  • Screen format: Full frame 1.33:1/4:3
  • Audio: English
  • Running time: 91 min.
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With a ludicrous plot and acting that ranges from OK to mediocre, Christina will obviously appeal only to a very specialized audience: those who think that Jewel Shepard is hot. (That’s actually a probable high percentage of the human race.) Personally, I felt more could have been done with Christina’s time at the lesbian separatists’ hideout, but then that’s softcore: leave the viewer wanting more. A shame about Jewel’s discomfort, but the fact she spends more time out of her clothes than in makes this a must for her fans.

 
 

"A true erotic classic!"

 
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