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 The
Cook (2007)
R1 / NTSC DVD
Anchor Bay
Director: Gregg Simon
Writers: Nicholas Bonomo & Francisco Rodriguez
Cast: Mark Hengst, Kit Paquin, Makinna Ridgway, Penny Drake,
Nina Fehren & Brooke Lenzi
Review By: Adam Tracey
With half away on vacation the remaining girls of the
sorority, Alpha Beta Big Boobs, settle in for a little down
time over the weekend, consisting mostly of watching movies,
drinking and doing some drugs. The staff has taken the
weekend off, so a replacement cook has been found to cater
to the group of girls. The cook, a Hungarian a fact that
leads to some absolutely inane dialogue, doesn’t speak
English. Soon girls start disappearing, but will any of the
girls be sober enough to stop the cook before he wipes them
all out?
Firstly, I know that all us pervo guys like to imagine that
all girls are deep down lesbians and all they want to do is
motorboat and muff dive, but we seriously don’t believe
that. Apparently the boys who made this do. I have never
seen so much innuendo and faux lesbian teasing. Pretty much
the first 45 minutes was just the girls teasing each other
about spankings and tongue lashings. Just to make sure they
covered all bases one of the characters was actually a
lesbian.
This movie had absolutely no direction. They setup
relationships and connections that any movie viewer who
could take his eyes off the occasional boob shots, would
think mean something for later, were ditched. The cook,
sporting a horrible accent, was humorous at first with his
thumbs up response to everything, but got old quickly. |
