Beowulf (Unrated - 2007)
R1 / NTSC
Paramount / 2008
Director: Robert Zemeckis
Writer: Neil Gaiman & Roger Avary
Cast: Ray Winstone, Sir Anthony Hopkins, John Malkovich, Crispin Glover & Angelina Jolie.
Review by Brian Harris


King Hrothgar and his people have a serious problem on their hands when a mysterious beast named Grendel begins terrorizing the village, leaving bloody, broken bodies in its wake. Unable to defeat the monster, Hrothgar seals his famous mead hall and prepares to travel the land in search of a hero willing to slay Grendel. Things appear grim indeed until a warrior named Beowulf, a glory seeking Geat, arrives on Danish shores and offers his services. For Beowulf, defeating the monster may be a simple task but he’ll soon learn there’s a far more serious task at hand when he’s forced to confront his own shortcomings.

Fan-freakin’-tastic! I thoroughly enjoyed this CG animated feature from start to finish! The acting, camerawork, score, animation and action were all outstanding. This is, by far, leaps and bounds ahead of what Zemeckis attempted back in 2004 with The Polar Express. Obviously, Zemeckis had the benefit of four years of improved technology at his disposal this time around and it shows; Beowulf is a treat to look at.

Beowulf has tons going for it and quite a bit for cult cinema fans to enjoy including monsters, ultra violence, gore and animated juggs. Did I mention we also get Angelina Jolie nude? I got your attention now, right? Don’t get too riled up; Angelina’s goodies are strategically covered similar to Rebecca Romijn’s scaly pasties in X-Men. Ah well, it’s a great flick anyhow.

 
  • Screen Format: Anamorphic Widescreen / Color / Animation
  • Audio: English, French & Spanish / 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround
  • Subtitles: English, French & Spanish
  • Run time: 114 mins.
  • Additional Scenes (6)
  • Featurettes (5)
  • Easter Egg
  • Theatrical Trailer
 

Beowulf is one rompin’, stompin’ rip-snortin’ good time right up there with 300! It’s MAN-tertainment through and through. Just be sure to check the film out before allowing Lil’ Billy to watch it because the violence, gore and sexually suggestive material may be too mature for his little brain…not yours though…YOU'LL LOVE IT! Be sure to pick this up and check it out!

 
 

“The best animated feature of 2008!”

 
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